Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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