But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The beer is more important than you right now.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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