I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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