you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.