Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(317): View more from Indiana

She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples

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(630): View more from Illinois

dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.

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(541): View more from Oregon

No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.

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(772): View more from Florida

I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?

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(310): View more from California

He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed

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(312): View more from Illinois

He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple

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