im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
how drunk are you?