Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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