I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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