party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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