Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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