i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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