This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Randomize
