The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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