is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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