i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
do herpes really smell.
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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