Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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