ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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