Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Randomize
