did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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