You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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