i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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