bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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