What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Oh god it's open bar.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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