If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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