Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
do nipples grow back?
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