i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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