how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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