Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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