Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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