Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
she smelled like a LAN party
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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