some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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