Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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