you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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