Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I have post one night stand depression
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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