I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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