I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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