You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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