dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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