the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i believe in u and ur pee
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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