The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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