so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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