she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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