okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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