Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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