so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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