Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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