I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
If I die, sorry about rent.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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