U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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