She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
wow bdsm is so cute
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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