420 ftw
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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