I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm passing your future prison.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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