I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
