She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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