Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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