just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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