come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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