Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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