I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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